My name tag at work was "I'm just some random DUDE" (4/90)

Whoa. I was working at Woodworth and I had a weird conversation with a chinese student by the name of Yongxi Xue. Initially, we started talking about our usual topic: video games (Goddess, I miss playing video games. Too bad I haven't the time). For some reason, that topic didn't seem to last very long. "What? No more new video games?" "Uh....." Well, anyways, we continued our normal routine at Dellacasa on a Friday afternoon: make pizzas. After a while, I heard one of the lesser coworkers (sorry guy, but you don't get special mentions here.) started talking about how good deer meat was.

[WARNING! THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH MAY LEAVE YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH]

I turned to Yongxi. "Dude, have you ever tried deer meat?" "No," he said, "but I have tried donkey meat. It tastes kinda like beef, but sweeter." O_o is as close as I can describe the expression I made. Yongxi continues, "Yeah, I've had monkey too. You'd be surprised what they cook in China. Scorpions, snakes, dogs, rats..." (I know he said more, but I forgot.) "Wow," I said, "that's kinda awesome. In america, people only seem to eat beef and chicken. That's pretty boring. In Mexico, people eat what they call cabeza and lengua, which literally means head and tongue. (Yes. Mexicans eat the heads of cows and their tongues as well.) I don't particularly like them, but it's pretty popular down there. " Yongxi's response, :O Whoa. That's weird. In China, some people eat the eyes of pigs and fish eggs. Yeah, asians eat a huge variety of things. In Japan, they eat almost all sea creatures." And our conversation went on and on......

So uh, on a completely unrelated note, Leslie told Liz that I crossdressed while I was in Japan. I figure I might as well tell you too. It can't possibly get any worse. Seriously, it can't. Liz has been trying to get me to crossdress for a very long time. She mentions it almost every time I see her. Yesterday, she called me the 'lil puppy of the group.' FUUUUUUUUUCK. DDDDDDDDDDD:

I hope you're reading this Yogurt. You must know how much this bothers me. You know I don't have to be nice all the time. I can be mean. I can ruin people. Just watch me.