During Japanese today, we were learning how to say "If we did/had this....we could do this.." (but in Japanese). It turned out to be a hilarious lesson for us 202 kids as Ishiyama, aka Rock Mountain, decided to partner us up with our neighbors to practice. When we got to an example in the textbook that asked us what we would do if we were to get married, this one girl responded "If I got married, I would be bored." Everyone in the class started laughing and Ishiyama, aka Rock Mountain, was all "Whoa, that's a little offensive don't you think?" (Somewhere in my head, there is a little counter that went +1 to number of sluts in this world) There was another question that asked us what we would do if we had 1 million dollars. Of course, Ishiyama's, aka Rock Mountain, example was something innocent like "If I had 1 million dollars, I would be happy." Lame. Well anyways, Ishiyama, aka Rock Mountain, called on the fattest kid in the class to answer this question (sorry dude, I don't know your name. I also apologize for the fat joke). The kid responded, "If I had 1 million dollars, I would be a dancer." It was at this moment that Ishiyama's, aka Rock Mountain, jaw dropped. I wish I had taken a picture or something because that expression on his face was priceless. I could only imagine what sick, perverted... umm, wait no...horrifying, eye bleeding thoughts that Ishiyama, aka Rock Mountain, had. He looked like he was going to faint for a second.
Oh. And I want to thank Yogurt, Marlee, Amanda, Kyle, and Evie for making my day meaningful. You know what you did :)
Other than classes and hanging out with those people for a while, I literally spent the rest of the day staring at my laptop screen writing my paper. My eyes hurt like a bitch right now.
whoa, no need for the slut-shaming!!
ReplyDeleteI know a lot of women, and men, who don't want to be married. I'm sure I don't need to mention divorce rates. Some people just want to skip the paperwork and move on, putting less financial stress on themselves, and maybe even the kids if there are any.
The girl HAD to have been making a joke; afterall, there are countless jokes about marriage and how "it all goes downhill from there!". That must have been her intention.
I've even met a few people whose parents are just now getting married. You can be completely commited to someone without a "marriage" label to justify it.
Anyway, I'm kind of sensing an angry tone in this post. You seem upset. :/
I was kind of kidding about the slut part. However,I seriously don't think she was trying to be funny. She seems so stuck. Like stereotypically stuck up. Today, we were asked what kinds of presents girls/guys liked. She answered money when Ishiyama asked her what a girl would like. I really do hope I'm wrong, because I really hate people who don't try hard in life.
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